A Salvation Lassie Named Claire Was Having Her First Love Affair.
A salvation Lassie named Claire
Was having her first love affair.
As she climbed into bed
She reverently said,
"I wish to be opened with prayer."
Three blondes were walking through the desert when found a magic genie's lamp t he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.
The first said, "I wish I were smarter". So she became a redhead....
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead....
32 There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!...
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
Paybacks Are a Bitch There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk pulling a wagon and dragging a flattened frog on a string behind i
when he comes up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute....
Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....