There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.
Whose morals were very inferior.
He did to a nun
What he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.
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