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• Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
  And as it happens one very persistent cop on a bike (Jan van der Merwe) would let her pull over to the side of the road and administer a drunken- ness test (breath-a-lyzer test) on Miss Nun....
• From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson) Subjec
  What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Date...
• A young nun at a convent had one too many sexual indiscretions, and turned up pregnant.
  Scared, she told no one of this, and was thankful that the order she belonged to wore loose, floor-length habits that would keep her secret safe, possibly right up until the birth....
• The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges, and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grow up.
  A twelve year old said, "I want to be a prostitute....
• A nun joke in which not a single nun gets fucked (amazing isn't it?
  ): A pale-faced nun, apparently in shock, enters the office of the old mother superior and reports very shyly, almost blushing...
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
• Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.
  Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do....
• There was this Irish nun sitting on the curb, sipping a bottle o' stout and obviously drunk out of her mind.
  The town constable walked up to her and said, "Sure, now sister Colleen, and why'd ya be doing a thing like this?...
• Talk about a typo... A new monk arrives at the monastery.
  He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand....