- The spouse of a pretty young thing
Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came
With his dame like a flame-
A discharge is a wonderful thing.... - The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex.
It burgeons with virgeons
And masculine urgeons,
And swarms with erotic effex.... - There was a young fellow named Lancelot,
Who his neighbors all looked on askance alot
Whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass,
The front of his pants would advance a lot.
- In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth,There
were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
- There was a young girl of Cah'lina,
Had a very capricious vagina
To the shock of the fucker
'Twould suddenly pucker,
And whistle the chorus of "Dinah.... - The nipples of Sarah Sarong,
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover!
She expected no less of his dong.... - There was a young idler named Blood,
Made a fortune performing at stud,
With a fifteen-inch peter,
A double-beat metre,
And a load like the Biblical Flood.
- There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And practice makes perfect, you see.... - A young man with passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury.... - If you're speaking of actions immoral
Then how about giving the laurel
To doughty Queen Esther,
No three men could best her-
One fore, and one aft, and one oral.
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