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Limericks
- The spouse of a pretty young thing
Came home from the wars in the spring
He was lame but he came
With his dame like a flame...
- The limerick form is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgeons
And masculine urgeons...
- There was a young fellow named Lancelot,
Who his neighbors all looked on askance alot
Whenever he'd pass
A presentable lass
The front of his pants would advance a lot...
- In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
And loud was his mirth
For on all of the earth,There...
- There was a young girl of Cah'lina,
Had a very capricious vagina
To the shock of the fucker
'Twould suddenly pucker...
- The nipples of Sarah Sarong,
When excited, are twelve inches long
This embarrassed her lover
Who was pained to discover...
- There was a young idler named Blood,
Made a fortune performing at stud
With a fifteen-inch peter,
A double-beat metre,...
- There was a young woman in Dee
Who stayed with each man she did see
When it came to a test
She wished to be best,
And...
- A young man with passions quite gingery
Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie
He slapped her behind
And made up his mind
To add...
- If you're speaking of actions immoral
Then how about giving the laurel
To doughty Queen Esther
No three men could best her-
One fore, and one aft...
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