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There Was A Young Girl Named Anheuser Who Said That No Man Could Surprise Her.

There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.

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