There Was A Young Girl Named Anheuser Who Said That No Man Could Surprise Her.
There was a young girl named Anheuser
Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance,
Found Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
There was a young girl from Sofia Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said, "It`s a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?...
A young couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed for bed, the husband who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on"....
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
A young lady had unwantedly become pregnant and wanted an abortion.
Unfortunately, a medical examination showed she could not and when told so by her doctor she broke down and cried....
153 There was a young girl of Detroit Who at fucking was very adroi
She could squeeze her vagina To a pin-point, or finer, Or open it out like a quoit....