King Louis gave a lesson in Class,
One time he was sexing a lass.
When she used the word "Damn"
He rebuked her: "Please ma`am,
Keep a more civil tongue in my ass."
One time he was sexing a lass.
When she used the word "Damn"
He rebuked her: "Please ma`am,
Keep a more civil tongue in my ass."
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