There was a young fellow named Gluck
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get screwed
He found virgins just don't give a fuck.
Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed,
When he tried to get screwed
He found virgins just don't give a fuck.
Related:
- There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl... - There was a young fellow named Goody
Who claimed that he wouldn't,
but would he? If he found himself nude With a gal... - 42 There was a young fellow named Goody
Who claimed that he wouldn't,
but would he? If he found himself nude ... - A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a large evening ashore.
As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all... - Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts
0,
unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date: Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08... - 72 There was a young lad from Nahant
Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No... - There was a young fellow named Tucker
Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker,
Said, "Don`t bow out your lips Like an elephant's... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I...
From the same category:
- There was a young lady of Norway
Who hung by her toes in a doorway.
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think... - 87 A young wife in the outskirts of Reims
Preferred frigging to going to mass.
Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young... - A worried young man from Stamboul
Founds lots of red spots on his tool.
Said the doctor, a cynic, "Get out of my clinic; Just... - 29 There was a young lady of Ealing
And her lover before her was kneeling.
Said she, "Dearest Jim, Take your hands off... - A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night Over who had the right...
