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Professional courtesy... - Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and New York all the lawyers
New Jersey had first pick... - You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer
You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do... - What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
Your Honor... - What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers
Skeet... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline... - How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet
(but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic... - Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion
You cry when you cut up an onion...
