- Why won't a shark attack a lawyer swimming in the ocean? Professional courtesy.
- Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and New York all the lawyers?
New Jersey had first pick.... - You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer.
You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice.... - What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor.
- What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers? Skeet.
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.... - How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet.
(but don't be fooled... - Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings?
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth!... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.... - What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
