How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet. (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred)
Hold out your wallet. (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred)
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