How do you tell if a lawyer is actually dead?
Hold out your wallet. (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred)
Hold out your wallet. (but don't be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred)
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My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail.... - Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason
On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis.... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
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PC WIFE for Dos and Windows
For the truly lonely and scandalously ugly men with no chance of
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The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - Why did God create WASP's?
Someone has to buy retail!
What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
