- Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances... - Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night... - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother... - The scene is heaven, with three men standing at the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter says to the first man, "Let's see, you're... - The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he
found himself at the gates of Hell.
"Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him... - The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there,
he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly... - How do you save a drowning laywer?
Throw him a rock... - Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Person 2: No. Person 1: GOOD...
