- What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and
a dead lawyer on the road
There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer... - Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses
From chasing parked ambulances... - Where can you find a good lawyer
In the... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo
A gigolo only screws one person at a time... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire
A vampire only sucks blood at night... - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
for a living
Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother... - The scene is heaven, with three men standing at the Pearly Gates
Saint Peter says to the first man, "Let's see, you're... - The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he
found himself at the gates of Hell
Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly... - The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there
he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly... - How do you save a drowning laywer
Throw him a rock...
