If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one of them.
.. Would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?...
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a pothole?
People don't run over the same pothole more than once...
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? No?... Good!
The young attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much sooner in Hell.
He was told, "We have all of the judges....
A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates.
$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?...
How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer (or course.
) The Rich Man was very old, and ge...