- How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thinly you slice them... - What is the difference between a lawyer and a pothole?
People don't run over the same pothole more than... - How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope... - Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
No?..
Good... - The young attorney asked why appeals could be heard so much sooner in Hell.
He was told, "We have all of the judges... - A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked about the lawyer's rates.
"$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. ... - How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant... - Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand... - A very rich man, who was very close to his money, got together
with his closest friends one day,
who happened to be a Priest, a Doctor, and a Lawyer... - What's the difference between a dead rattlesnake on the road and
a dead lawyer on the road?
There are no skid-marks in front of the lawyer...
