What's The Difference Between A Lawyer And An Onion? You Cry When You Cut Up An Onion.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
If you hear an Onion ring, please answer it!
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance....
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline....
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....
LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...