What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Skid marks in front of the skunk!...
What is a criminal lawyer? Redundant.
What are lawyers good for? They make used car salesmen look good.
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher.
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
How can you tell when your lawyer is lying? His lips move.
How do you save a drowning lawyer? Take your foot off his head.
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What is the first thing you should do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
Get more cement....