- What is a criminal lawyer?
Redundant... - What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good... - What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman pinscher... - What did the lawyer name his
daughter? Sue... - How can you tell when your lawyer is lying?
His lips move... - How do you save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head... - What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners... - What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start... - What is the first thing you should do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement?
Get more cement... - Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep after they die?
Because deep, deep, deep down, they are really nice...
