Related:

• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
  A: One's a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding scavenger, and the other's a fish....
• What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish ?
  - One smells and has whiskers and the other lives on the bottom of the Mississippi River....
• What is the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  One has wiskers and smells and the other is a fish....
• Q: What's the difference between an Iraqi woman and a catfish?
  A: One has whiskers and smells bad, and the other is a fish....
• Whats the difference between Iraq women and catfish ?
  One has whiskers and smells, the other lives under water?...
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
• What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
  One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter....
• What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.