You Are In A Room With A Mass Murderer, A Terrorist And A Lawyer.
You are in a room with a mass murderer, a terrorist and a lawyer. You have a gun with only two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
You're trapped in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Al Sharpton.
You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot??? - You shoot Al Sharpton TWICE!!!!...
There's no skid marks before the lawyer What do you have if you have 100 lawyers drowning in a lake?
A good start....
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? Another lawye
Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners.
Q: What do you call a lawyer that is sitting on the grass? A: Fertilizer.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your honor.
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid