- Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetery... - A lawyer charged a man $500 for legal services. The man paid him with crisp new $100 bills.
After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night... - What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't... - What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a pig?
Nothing there are just some things a pig won't do... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures can't take their wing tips off... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out... - What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Vultures will eat the skunk... - What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Skid marks in front of the skunk...
