- If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bicycle... - Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Who gets it? The old drunk, of course; the... - How do you know if a lawyer is cold?
He has his hands in his own pockets... - Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats... - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder... - What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another... - Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
To practice... - What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a cold-blooded snake with a guilty conscience?
The conscience... - What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand...
