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  A: New Jersey got to choose first ......
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• How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the bulb, one to witness, and one to shoot the witness....
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  100. But you have to tell me in three words." The guy thought for a moment and replied, "Okay ....
• Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to change the bulb, one to witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
• Q:" How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
• Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....