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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats, for laboratory experiments?
1. There are more of them. 2. Scientists don't get as emotionally attached to them....
A serial killer, a con artist and a lawyer fall off the roof of a 10-story building.
Who hits the ground first? Who cares!...
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.
How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say FEES!!
A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you....
A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, A good man and a Lawyer.
The man read it and asked: When did they start putting two people in one grave?...
And then there were the terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers.
They threatened to release one each hour until their demands were met....
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