- What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand.
- What is the difference between God and a lawyer? God does not think he is a lawyer.
- What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? The bucket!
- Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats, for laboratory experiments?
1. There are more of them. 2. Scientists don't get as emotionally attached to them.... - A serial killer, a con artist and a lawyer fall off the roof of a 10-story building.
Who hits the ground first? Who cares!... - What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.
- How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? Just say FEES!!
- A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got a deal for you.... - A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith, A good man and a Lawyer.
The man read it and asked: When did they start putting two people in one grave?... - And then there were the terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers.
They threatened to release one each hour until their demands were met....
