- What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
God does not think he is a lawyer... - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
The bucket... - Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats,
for laboratory experiments? 1. There are more of them... - A serial killer, a con artist and a lawyer fall off the roof of a 10-story building.
Who hits the ground first? Who cares... - What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds,
including the urn... - How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say FEES!... - A young attorney was not getting many clients and was afraid that his career was going nowhere.
All of a sudden, Satan appeared and said, "I've got... - A man happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Smith,
A good man and a Lawyer." The man read it and asked... - And then there were the terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers.
They threatened to release one each hour until their... - If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one of them.
Would you go to lunch or read the newspaper...
