- Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: GOOD!
- A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck.
Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around....
- Hildago was defeated at Guadalajara. The rebel army was captured
on is way through the mountains.
All were courtmartialed and
shot, except Hildago, because he was a priest....
- It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into
the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over to see him.
"Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
- A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the
country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his
- Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and
hell was in need of some repair....
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man....
- A hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling together and need to
stop for the night.
- There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study
of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer
interprets the truth....
- An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as
chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed
first, and was asked a long list of questi...
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