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Lawyers
- A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck.
Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around...
- Hildago was defeated at Guadalajara. The rebel army was captured
on is way through the mountains.
All were courtmartialed and
shot, except Hildago, because...
- It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into
the emergency room on a stretcher,
rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over...
- A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the
country,
to which he retreated for several weeks of the year...
- Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll.
He noticed that the fence between heaven and
hell was...
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the...
- A hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling together and need to
stop for the night.
So they stop at the next farmhouse, and find
lodging...
- There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study
of the law.
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer...
- An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as
chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed
first, and was asked a...
- Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to...
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