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Lawyers
- Person 1: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer
Person 2: No.
Person 1: GOOD...
- A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all caught in a shipwreck
Naturally, there are a lot of sharks circling around...
- Hildago was defeated at Guadalajara. The rebel army was captured
on is way through the mountains
All were courtmartialed and
shot, except Hildago, because...
- It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into
the emergency room on a stretcher
rolling his head in agony.
Doctor Green came over...
- A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the
country
to which he retreated for several weeks of the year...
- Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took
a little stroll
He noticed that the fence between heaven and
hell was...
- A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the
bartender
Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Sure do," replied the...
- A hindu, a rabbi, and a lawyer are traveling together and need to
stop for the night
So they stop at the next farmhouse, and find
lodging...
- There is no better way to exercise the imagination than the study
of the law
No artist ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer...
- An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as
chief executive officer of a large corporation
The engineer was interviewed
first, and was asked a...
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