Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings?
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth!
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth!
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- Did you hear the one about the lion who ate the lawyer?
Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste... - One Liners
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.... - A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo... - LAWYERS
*Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference... - Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from
the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible
for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning... - Some Classic Blonde Jokes
1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q: What... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) ...
