Did You Hear About The Lion Walking Through The Woods Eating Deer Droppings?
Did you hear about the lion walking through the woods eating deer droppings?
He had just eaten a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of his mouth!
Did you hear the one about the lion who ate the lawyer?
Had to lick his butt afterwards to get rid of the taste!...
One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....
Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....