- Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
A: A good start... - Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A
His lips are moving... - Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog... - Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A
Professional courtesy... - Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand
A: Not enough sand... - Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A
Cut the rope... - Q: Do you know how to save a drowning laywer?
A1: Take your foot off his head
A2: No. Good... - Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit
A: The bucket... - Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff... - Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A
There was an empty seat...
