- Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to expire on the same day.
The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who... - Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!
- Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy.
- Why do male attorneys usually wear tight shirt collars and ties?
It keeps their foreskins from creeping up and covering their faces.... - How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.
- How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in
the road and a coyote lying dead in the road?
With the coyote, you usually see skid marks.... - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?
- As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would
allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him.
He called for the three men he trusted most - his l... - The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be
using rats for medical experimentation.
In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this d... - A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?...
