- Make up a charge-card name.
Ask if they accept it... - Use CB lingo where
applicable... - Order a Big Mac Extra
Value Meal... - Terminate the call with, "Remember,
we never had this conversation... - Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the
other line and you're going with the lowest bidder... - Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,
just surprise me!" and hang up... - Answer their questions with
questions... - In your breathiest voice,
tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if... - Use these bonus words in the conversation:
ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE... - Tell them to put the crust on top
this time...
