- Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings... - Change your accent every three
seconds... - Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate
Ask if they need paper... - Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp
right?... - Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later
slap yourself and say "No, I don't.... - If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right
say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first... - Rent a
pizza... - Order while using an electric knife
sharpener... - Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes
heave a sigh of relief... - Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni
Use the long "i" sound...
