How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings....
Change your accent every three seconds.
Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate.
Ask if they need paper....
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?
Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't.
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK.
That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window....
Rent a pizza.
Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.