- Tell them to put the crust on top
this time... - Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from
Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather
spell them out... - Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread.... - Stutter on the
letter "p.... - Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's
ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser... - Ask what the order taker is
wearing... - Crack your knuckles into the
receiver... - Say hello, act stunned for five seconds
then behave as if they called you... - Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that
panic and become disoriented...
