- Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from
Metallica's Master of Puppets" CD... - Do not name the toppings you want. Rather,
spell them out... - Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy
bread... - Stutter on the
letter "p... - Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's,
ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser... - Ask what the order taker is
wearing... - Crack your knuckles into the
receiver... - Say hello, act stunned for five seconds,
then behave as if they called you... - Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that,
panic and become disoriented... - Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings...
