Make Up A Charge-card Name. Ask If They Accept It.

Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

Love means an unlimited charge card!
Ask for it by name.
How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge? He asks if you accept Visa.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza.
Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza....
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem...
Q: What is true love for the male of the species? A
An erection. Q: What is true love for the female of the species? A: A no-limit charge card....
Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...
Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card.
Announcing the: 1988 REC.
HUMOR.FUNNY Computer Network Humour Annual I often get requests for back-jokes out of rec....