- Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes,
say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to... - Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak.
When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place... - Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is,
in fact, dead... - Imitate the order taker's
voice... - Eliminate verbs from your
speech... - When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh,
you mean now... - Play a sitar in the
background... - Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the
deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your... - Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about
country music... - Ask to see
a menu...
