How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred.
Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this!
You've got some explaining to do!...
Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak.
When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs....
Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Imitate the order taker's voice.
Eliminate verbs from your speech.
When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now.
Play a sitar in the background.
Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.