Use CB lingo where applicable.
Related:
- Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
- Meets Government specs, if any are applicable.
- Q: What do you call a black with a C.B. A: Thief! Thief!
- How To Be A Good Husband...
** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making
more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots.... - Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
- Circus Lingo
Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995
from
http://www.bigtop.com/kids/lingo.html There is a particular jargon that belongs exclusively to the world of the circus.... - Redneck Census Form
Last name: ________________
(Check appropriate box)
First name
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age... - COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS:
BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern.... - APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN
Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
__________ Mama:__________ Neck shade: Light red( ) Medium red( ) Dark red( ) Number of teeth exposed in a full gri...
