Use CB Lingo Where Applicable.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Use CB lingo where applicable.
Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
Meets Government specs, if any are applicable.
Q: What do you call a black with a C.B. A: Thief! Thief!
How To Be A Good Husband... ** He consistently spills things in the same location as to avoid making more than one stain in the carpet.
** He sees to it that he doesn't always sit in the same place on the couch, to avoid making those unsightly twin-divots....
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Circus Lingo Circus Lingo from Big Top Productions (c)1995 from
http://www.bigtop.com/kids/lingo.html There is a particular jargon that belongs exclusively to the world of the circus....
Redneck Census Form Last name: ________________ (Check appropriate box) First name
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age...
COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN NORTHERN MICHIGAN Daddy (if unknown, attach list of three suspects)
__________ Mama:__________ Neck shade: Light red( ) Medium red( ) Dark red( ) Number of teeth exposed in a full gri...