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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutma
  Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten off the ground if Alexander Graham Bell's first call had gone ....
• Bill Gates New House As many people have probably heard by now, Bill Gates built a new home, a VERY large home, 35 garages, several buildings and so on.
  However, the problems he's had with the house are much less known....
• The South has had sushi for years- we call it bait.
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• 50 RULES FOR MEN (for successful relationships with women) 1.
  Call. 2. Don't lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!