- Quote Carl
Sandberg... - Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people
call back... - Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this
pizza... - Ask what topping goes best with well-aged
Chardonnay... - Belch directly into the mouthpiece;
then tell your dog it should be ashamed... - Order a slice,
not a whole pizza... - Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best,
Gaston... - Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself,
and say "Where was I? Who are you... - Psychoanalyze the order
taker... - Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them,
and ask again...
