How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Ask to see a menu.
Quote Carl Sandberg.
Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.
Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!
Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?
Psychoanalyze the order taker.