- Order two toppings, then say, "No,
they'll start fighting... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie.
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Call to complain about service. Later,
call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it... - Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired... - Report a petty theft to the order
taker... - Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus
Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town... - Ask for the guy who took your order
last time... - If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare,
"I shall not be swayed by your sweet words... - Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose
hairs... - Try to talk while drinking
something...
