- Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them
and ask again... - Order two toppings, then say, "No
they'll start fighting.... - Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie
Ask that these be included in the pizza... - Call to complain about service. Later
call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it... - Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his
supervisor he's fired... - Report a petty theft to the order
taker... - Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost
and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town.... - Ask for the guy who took your order
last time... - If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare
I shall not be swayed by your sweet words.... - Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose
hairs...
