- Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone.
Ask if they felt that... - Detect the order taker's psychic aura.
Use it to your advantage... - When listing toppings you want on your pizza,
include another pizza... - Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica.
Stop talking at regular intervals to play it... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza.
Suggest an even trade... - Perfect a celebrity's voice.
Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit... - Put them
on hold... - Teach the order taker a secret code.
Use the code on all subsequent orders... - Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that,
say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'... - Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms,
please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond...
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