- Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza
Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that... - Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone
Ask if they felt that... - Detect the order taker's psychic aura
Use it to your advantage... - When listing toppings you want on your pizza
include another pizza... - Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica
Stop talking at regular intervals to play it... - Ask if they would like to sample your pizza
Suggest an even trade... - Perfect a celebrity's voice
Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit... - Put them
on hold... - Teach the order taker a secret code
Use the code on all subsequent orders... - Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that
say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'....
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