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• Any questions ?
• This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions?
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• A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer," quoted the pro- fessor.
  Maybe that's why we all flunked your last test," came an anonymous retort from the rear of the lecture hall....
• ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
• Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!
• Life...too many questions damn few answers.