How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Engage in some serious swapping.
Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs.
If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word....
Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background.
Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired....
If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
Order a steamed pizza.
Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so.
Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.