- Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs.
If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word... - Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background.
Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired... - If he/she suggests a side order,
ask why he/she is punishing you... - Ask if the pizza has had its
shots... - Order a steamed
pizza... - Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say,
"This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so... - Offer to pay for the pizza with a public
flogging...
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