Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
Related:
- GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS...
** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy
and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problem... - I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth.... - 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in.... - Now for a *harmless* practical joke. My favorite telephone gag is to
call someone at random, and with an official tone rattle off this warning
before they can interrup
"This is the telephone company calling. There is some trouble with your line.... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?... - Fight Office Boredom!
Page yourself over the intercom.
(Don't disguise your voice.) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.... - Radio Shack Experience
Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for a bunch
of personal data when you're just there to buy something as simple as a
couple AA batteries?
I think we should inconvenience these people as much as they do us.... - Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
- Various Nights Before Christmas...
A Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....

