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• Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
  2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
• If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
• Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
• Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
  .. Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring... Ring....
• The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS... If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
  When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online....
• Something I have done before is wire someones bed to give them a nice shock.
  It was done as follows: strip some stranded wire and use the wire to form a grid under the top sheet....