If Using A Touch-tone, Press Random Numbers While Ordering.
How to Order Pizza By Phone
If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Pizza Pranks 1. Press random numbers while giving order (touch-tone phone), and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Tell the order taker that you have a rival pizza place on the other line, and you're going with the lowest bidder....
If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
Bring order to your life, use random numbers.
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Order while using an electric knife sharpener.
Calling Technical Support.... Ring... Ring... Ring.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS... If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online....
Something I have done before is wire someones bed to give them a nice shock.
It was done as follows: strip some stranded wire and use the wire to form a grid under the top sheet....