- When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again,
change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't... - When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated.
I hate math... - Haggle
... - Order a one-inch
pizza... - Order term life
insurance... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out,
won't we... - Order with a Speak-n-Spell where
applicable... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often;
act embarrassed... - Engage in some serious
swapping...
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