- Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please.
Hang up before they have a chance to respond.... - When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again.
On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?... - When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math.
- Haggle.
- Order a one-inch pizza.
- Order term life insurance.
- When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?
- Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
- Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
- While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
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