- Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms
please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond... - When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again
change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't... - When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated
I hate math.... - Haggle
... - Order a one-inch
pizza... - Order term life
insurance... - When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out
won't we?... - Order with a Speak-n-Spell where
applicable... - Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that
pizza... - While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often
act embarrassed...
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