How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please.
Hang up before they have a chance to respond....
When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again.
On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?...
When you're given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math.
Order a one-inch pizza.
Order term life insurance.
When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?
Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable.
Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.