- Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place),
Take 1, and. . . action... - Ask if the pizza is organically
grown... - Ask about pizza maintenance and
repair... - Be vague in your
order... - When they repeat your order, say "Again,
with a little more OOMPH this time... - If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout
the order... - After ordering,
say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does."... - Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying,
"This may be my last entry... - State your order and say that's as far as this relationship
is going to get... - Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term.
Ask that this be done to your pizza...
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