How To Order Pizza By Phone
How to Order Pizza By Phone
Try to talk while drinking something.
Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!
Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Be vague in your order.
When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time.
If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry.
State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.