- Did you hear about the cinema buff that's very excited by
current trends in films
the hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never... - Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las
Vegas
pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who
was always getting off on the wrong foot... - Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox
never comes out with anything original... - Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's
better to have loved and lost than to have loved and... - Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid
wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze... - Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who
demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis
It seems that it rejected his hand... - Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into
a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint... - Did you hear about the elderly gentleman who was stung
on the privates by a bee and asked the doctor to relieve...
