- Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las
Vegas,
pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and... - Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator
who got off between floors... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who
was always getting off on the wrong foot... - Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox"
never comes out with anything original... - Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's
better to have loved and lost than to have loved and... - Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid
wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze... - Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who
demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
It seems that it rejected his hand... - Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into
a home for girls and kissed everybody in the joint... - Did you hear about the elderly gentleman who was stung
on the privates by a bee and asked the doctor to relieve... - Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night
with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six...
