- Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took a roll of toilet
paper to a crap game... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his little
dream boat out in the fog and mist... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a
grocery store
because they had free delivery... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Was feeling low
so he got his face slapped... - Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he
heard that Waves are the best humpers
but he drowned trying to prove it... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought bees hum
because they don't know the words... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River... - Did you hear about the Newfie Who thought nipples were
Japanese children... - Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in
exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be...
