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• Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -- it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies.
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• Did you hear about the female lab technician who has asked to be transferred from a genetics-research project because the horny director keeps trying to get into her genes.
• Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
• Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who was always getting off on the wrong foot.
• Did you hear about the desperate fellow with the frigid wife who bought a water bed and filled it with antifreeze.
• Did you hear about the freaky WAC who was court-martialed for contributing to the delinquency of a major.