- Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially
designed for use in single bars
It's called BANG AMERICARD... - Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school
Lights out by ten, candles by eleven... - Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use
It is called DecaDent... - Did you hear about the new vitamin made from chicken blood
it makes men cocky and women lay better... - Did you hear about the newfie catastrophe
an outhouse burnt down and left forty homeless... - Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using
hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Looked in a lumber
yard for a draft board...
