- Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated
two of his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of... - Did you hear about the horny Eskimo who visited an
Anchorage brothel and requested a nose job... - Did you hear about the hurricane that recently struck Fire
Island
Hurricane Bruce... - Did you hear about the imaginative California nun who
claimed that her pregnancy was San Andreas' fault... - Did you hear about the ingenious doctor that prescribed sex for
insomnia
His patients didn't get any more sleep, but they had... - Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says
his greatest successes are with young housewives who... - Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired
her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came... - Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected
that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky... - Did you hear about the Las Vegas high roller who would
flip his nightly callgirl to see if he got head or... - Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming
front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called...
