- Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable
that she even turned her vibrator off... - Did you hear about the girl with the big wardrobe who
started with just a little slip... - Did you hear about the guru who refused Novocain while
having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend... - Did you hear about the guy who couldn't find his way to the
orgy -
you might say he lost his ball bearings... - Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las
Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his... - Did you hear about the guy who was an incurable romantic
until penicillin came along... - Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed
that he had a fiveskin... - Did you hear about the handsome bachelor Senator who
hired a ravishing blonde as his assistant and then... - Did you hear about the Happy Hooker's next book will
be called "The Hollander Tunnel"... - Did you hear about the high school drum major who dated
two of his majorettes and so enjoyed the breasts of...
