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• Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
• Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
• Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
  He refers to it as his blew book....
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.