Did You Hear About The Drunken Midget Who Walked Into A Home For Girls And Kissed Everybody In The Joint.
Did you hear about the drunken midget who walked into a home
for girls and kissed everybody in the joint.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book....
Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
Did you hear about the Newfie girls that are using hockey pucks instead of tampons because they generally last for three periods.
Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.