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• Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
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• Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again.
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• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
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  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
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