- Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose
apart so he could see how it ran... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Sat home crying because her
husband was out shooting crap,
and she didn't know how to cook it... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Spent four days in Eatons,
trying to buy a wheel for a miscarriage... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding"
was meant to be birth control... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought his typewriter
was pregnant because it missed a couple of periods... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan
was something to put under the bed... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that a mushroom
was a place to neck... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt
was rectum trouble...
