Did You Hear About The Cynic Who Claims That "Xerox" Never Comes Out With Anything Original.
Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never
comes out with anything original.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
XEROX never does anything original.
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. Xerox never comes up with anything original....
Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in the book.