- VASECTEE -- A fellow who's had his heir supply cut off.
- Venereal-disease authorities deny that runny Eskimo noses transmit a new strain of gonorrhea called polar ice clap.
- We refuse to believe that there's a gay live-sex-show act billed as Anus and Andy.
- We wonder if a member of Congress with a pair of horny secretaries could be accused of double-dipping.
- We've been told about a clergyman who just about broke up a wedding with
a slip of the tongue when he said, "If anyone present knows just cause
why this couple should not be joyfully loined together.
- We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.
- Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.
- You may have possibly have heard about the central European sodomist who like to backdate Czechs.
- You may possibly have heard about the new TV documentary on animal
family planning in East Africa.
It's called WILD CONDOM....
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