- Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent
piece
so he went home for some money... - Did you hear about the loner who gave up his solitary vice for
Lent
except on Palm Sunday... - Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she... - Did you hear about the man who never worried about
his marriage until he moved from New York to California... - Did you hear about the marriage of the dipsomaniac and the
nymphomaniac
it was nip and f--k all the way... - Did you hear about the meanest man in the world didn't
tell his wife he was sterile until she got pregnant... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes
that goes "Snatch
Nipple! Crotch!... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios
You simply add milk and they eat each other... - Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M
freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips...
